Just Annoying!

Book Description:

Is this the right book for you?

Take the ANNOYING TEST and find out.

1) Do you ask `Are we there yet?' over and over on long car trips?
2) Do you like to drive people mad by copying everything they say and do?
3) Do you hog the shower and use up all the hot water?
4) Do you enjoy asking silly questions that have no real answers?
5) Do you swing on the clothesline whenever you get the chance?

SCORE: One point for each 'yes' answer.

3-5 You are obviously a very annoying person.
You will love this book.

1-2 You are a fairly annoying person.
You will love this book.

0 You don't realise how much fun being annoying can be.
You will love this book.

About The Author

Andy Griffiths discovered a talent for annoying his parents at an early age. Since then he has gone on to annoy many other people including friends, neighbours, teachers and complete strangers with his silly noises, bad jokes, inappropriate behaviour and pointless stories. His most recent book, The Day My Bum Went Psycho, was published in 2001.

Terry Denton hates writing illustrator biographies. He finds them annoying. So he draws them. The problem with this is . . . What do you draw about yourself? Well, what about your most annoying points? Terry has four of them.

Oh, by the way, Andy is right. He is very annoying. Typical author!

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